{"id":5377,"date":"2025-08-12T19:52:54","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T18:52:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joxovurdnews.am\/?p=5377"},"modified":"2025-08-12T19:52:56","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T18:52:56","slug":"un-vol-de-deux-heures-sest-transforme-en-cauchemar-le-comportement-repugnant-dun-passager-ma-pousse-a-des-mesures-extremes-et-a-laisse-toute-la-cabine-sous-le-ch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joxovurdnews.am\/?p=5377","title":{"rendered":"Un vol de deux heures s\u2019est transform\u00e9 en cauchemar : le comportement r\u00e9pugnant d\u2019un passager m\u2019a pouss\u00e9 \u00e0 des mesures extr\u00eames \u2014 et a laiss\u00e9 toute la cabine sous le choc."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Je m\u2019attendais \u00e0 un vol court, tranquille, sans histoires.
Deux heures seulement entre Lisbonne et Paris. Une formalit\u00e9.
Mais ce que j\u2019ai v\u00e9cu ce jour-l\u00e0 m\u2019a donn\u00e9 envie de ne plus jamais monter dans un avion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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D\u00e8s l\u2019embarquement, je l\u2019ai remarqu\u00e9<\/strong>.
Couloir 17, si\u00e8ge B. Un homme d\u2019une cinquantaine d\u2019ann\u00e9es, en short, sandales\u2026 et sans aucune g\u00eane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c0 peine assis, il a retir\u00e9 ses chaussures. Jusque-l\u00e0, soit. Mais ensuite, il a pos\u00e9 ses pieds nus et sales sur l\u2019accoudoir<\/strong> devant lui \u2014 c\u2019est-\u00e0-dire\u2026 le mien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je me suis retourn\u00e9, poliment, lui ai demand\u00e9 de les retirer.
Il a souri. Pas un mot. Et n\u2019a rien fait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je me suis dit : ok, calme. Respire. Deux heures, ce n\u2019est pas l\u2019\u00e9ternit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais ce n\u2019\u00e9tait que le d\u00e9but.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il a commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 manger un sandwich au thon<\/strong> qu\u2019il avait visiblement gard\u00e9 dans un sac plastique depuis… longtemps. L\u2019odeur \u00e9tait indescriptible. Puis il s\u2019est mis \u00e0 se curer les ongles<\/strong> avec une cl\u00e9, qu\u2019il a ensuite pos\u00e9e sur le plateau du si\u00e8ge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les passagers autour de nous \u00e9changeaient des regards constern\u00e9s. Les stewards semblaient h\u00e9siter \u00e0 intervenir. Mais personne ne disait rien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi, par contre, je n\u2019en pouvais plus<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors j\u2019ai sorti mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. J\u2019ai commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 le filmer. Et surtout, j\u2019ai comment\u00e9, fort et clairement, ce qu\u2019il faisait :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

\u00ab Voici un homme qui croit que l\u2019avion est sa salle de bain priv\u00e9e… \u00bb<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Il m\u2019a lanc\u00e9 un regard noir. Puis a essay\u00e9 de m\u2019arracher le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone.
Erreur. L\u2019h\u00f4tesse est intervenue imm\u00e9diatement. J\u2019ai montr\u00e9 la vid\u00e9o. Les passagers ont confirm\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et l\u00e0, chose incroyable : le pilote a pris la d\u00e9cision de le faire d\u00e9barquer \u00e0 notre escale technique \u00e0 Bordeaux.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La cabine a applaudi<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi ? J\u2019ai enfin pu respirer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et depuis ce jour, je voyage toujours avec des \u00e9couteurs, du gel d\u00e9sinfectant\u2026 et une batterie externe. Juste au cas o\u00f9.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Je m\u2019attendais \u00e0 un vol court, tranquille, sans histoires.Deux heures seulement entre Lisbonne et Paris. 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